Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"Aren't we closed??" Yes, Actually, we are closed. Permanently. That's why we are still receiving stock and have books on our shelves. GTFO.

can you help me find a book? NOPE

can you help me find a book? NOPE  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, you want the book by that one guy you saw on T.V.? The cover is red you say? You don't know what it's about? Yeah, I know where that is...

Oh, you want the book by that one guy you saw on T.V.? The cover is red you say? You don't know what it's about? Yeah, I know where that is...  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Is that book to hard? I think i can help. Look between Dostoyevski for idiots and Kafka for morons.

Is that book to hard? I think i can help. Look between Dostoyevski for idiots and Kafka for morons.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Why, yes, Zombie books are in the Fiction section. Unless there's a news report I've missed.

Why, yes, Zombie books are in the Fiction section. Unless there's a news report I've missed.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the "I haven't read a book since The DaVinci Code" Section.

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the

Photo ID with proof of current address will get you a library card not your outdated license from two addresses ago

Photo ID with proof of current address will get you a library card not your outdated license from two addresses ago  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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