Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a book about what titles you can get free online? Are you really asking me this?

You want a book about what titles  you can get free online?  Are you really asking me this?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't read? I see no point in talking to you.

You don't read? I see no point in talking to you.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sue Grafton? Yeah. Try "D is for Doofus"

Sue Grafton? Yeah.  Try

Wait, you want a book that lists every website have you heard of google

Wait, you want a book that lists every website have you heard of google  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No I don't mind, Go Ahead and read for 3 hours, just leave the books anywhere.

No I don't mind, Go Ahead and read for 3 hours, just leave the books anywhere.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Since this Lang thing I'm just not myself!

Since this Lang thing I'm just not myself!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Twilight? That's over in the "badly written angst romance novels for tweens" section.

Twilight? That's over in the

Keep your moldy J.A. Jance at home. Or, for your own protection, at least wait until I lose the red laser eyes of over-worked rage before bringing them in.

Keep your moldy J.A. Jance at home. Or, for your own protection, at least wait until I lose the red laser eyes of over-worked rage before bringing them in.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for _The Secret_? I'll tell you the goddamn secret . IT SUCKS!

You're looking for _The Secret_?  I'll tell you the goddamn secret .  IT SUCKS!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

YOUR LOOKING FOR THAT? ALLOW ME TO OFFER MY OPINION ON YOUR required reading.

YOUR LOOKING FOR THAT? ALLOW ME TO OFFER MY OPINION ON YOUR required reading.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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