Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Little known author: How's my book selling? We don't stock it.

Little known author: How's my book selling? We don't stock it.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you want to read "A Clockwork Orange"? Did you frat brethren recommend it?

So you want to read

why yes "anonymous" sure did write a lot of books. get out

why yes

No, we cannot look up a book by its size!!

No, we cannot look up a book by its size!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

can't find the girl with the dragon tattoo series? did you miss the gigantic displays over in the overhyped crap section?

can't find the girl with the dragon tattoo series? did you miss the gigantic displays over in the overhyped crap section?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Just because they shop in a bookstore Doesn't mean they can read.

Just because they shop in a bookstore Doesn't mean they can read.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What do I recommend? All kinds of books

What do I recommend? All kinds of books  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't read? I can tell!

You don't read? I can tell!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you have the Tale of the Twin Cities? How did you survive the crash?

Do you have the Tale of the Twin Cities? How did you survive the crash?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You "never come here." Well that's impressive. Please tell me what you are doing here then. Take the damn card or gtfo.

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