Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Our books are organized by author's last name . . . Wow, you've never read a book before, right?

Our books are organized by author's last name . . . Wow, you've never read a book before, right?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

*eyeroll* No your identity hasn't been stolen. We don't search using the area code

*eyeroll* No your identity hasn't been stolen. We don't search using the area code  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want books about People of Color? Does Magenta count?

You want books about People of Color? Does Magenta count?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Graphic Novels? Don't you mean "Comic Books"?

Graphic Novels? Don't you mean

Yes, I am Quite Sure We Do Not Carry "To Kill a Mockingbird" by James Patterson

Yes, I am Quite Sure We Do Not Carry

People don't read enough. It's a shame that the book is a dying art form. You want Twilight?! GTFO

People don't read enough. It's a shame that the book is a dying art form. You want Twilight?! GTFO  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

How did we ever manage the past 25 years without you? Thank you for rescuing us from ourselves!

How did we ever manage the past 25 years  without you? Thank you for rescuing us from ourselves!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where's the non-fiction section? It's only HALF THE STORE

Where's the non-fiction section? It's only HALF THE STORE  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Doesn't think a tl;dr section of the library is a good idea

Doesn't think 
a tl;dr section of the library
is a good idea   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

See? I'm hip!

See? I'm hip!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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