Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a book? Here's one.

You're looking for a book? Here's one.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

His last name is McCall Smith. No, really. They're both his last name. I don't care that there's no hyphen! It's under 'm'!

His last name is McCall Smith. No, really.  They're both his last name.  I don't care that there's no hyphen!  It's under 'm'!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

stup pikingg onn mi spiling i cunt hulp thet baylees maks mi illiterant

stup pikingg onn mi spiling  i cunt hulp thet baylees maks mi illiterant  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a book called "Cliffs Notes"... by "Silas Mariner"...

You want a book called

Oh, You're a bitch. Yeah, you are definitely babe girl.

Oh, You're a bitch. Yeah, you are definitely babe girl.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for books by "Raw Dogs"? Right this way. He wrote The BFG.

You're looking for books by

There are dead snails in this book buy we don't buy dead snails

There are dead snails in this book buy we don't buy dead snails  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What? Help you find "The Diary Of Annie Frank?" Sure...it's right over there on our "Hollycost" section!

What? Help you find
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