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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're the what of Boeing? You have to be elected to be mayor and there ain't nobody votin' for you, pal!

You're the what of Boeing? You have to be elected to be mayor and there ain't nobody votin' for you, pal! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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If you can't read the signs what are you doing in a bookshop?

If you can't read the signs what are you doing in a bookshop? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You're mad I won't order your book from Amazon for you? GTFO

You're mad I won't order your book from Amazon for you? GTFO Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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We charge replacement price for all lost books. I know! Books cost money! Weird, right?

We charge replacement price for all lost books. I know! Books cost money! Weird, right? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I hate everyone! That means you

I hate everyone! That means you Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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No, no cafe here. You'll have to actually buy that if you want to pull that "Chicks dig guys who read Henry Miller and drink hot tea" stunt.

No, no cafe here. You'll have to actually buy that if you want to pull that
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Do we sale Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section.

Do we sale Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You want a good book that isn't sad and doesn't make you think? Sorry, I can't Help you with that.

You want a good book that isn't sad and doesn't make you think? Sorry, I can't Help you with that. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You're looking for a book about growing marijuana? Wait a moment, So my friends and I can make a bet on when you will get arrested.

You're looking for a book about growing marijuana? Wait a moment, So my friends and I can make a bet on when you will get arrested. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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pillars of the earth is the greatest book you've ever read? you poor deprived child. here, have a cookie

pillars of the earth is the greatest book you've ever read? you poor deprived child. here, have a cookie Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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