Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Wallace's essays are NOT more accessible than his fiction. You're just an idiot.

Wallace's essays are NOT more accessible than his fiction. You're just an idiot.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You need a book but you don't remember the title or the author? Allow me to show you to the Psychic section Caption 3 goes here

You need a book but you don't remember the title or the author? Allow me to show you to the Psychic section Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't read? your going to love this place

You don't read? your going to love this place  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want photos, not drawings, of dinosaurs? sorry, scientists are still working on developing all that fossilized film ...

You want photos, not drawings, of dinosaurs? sorry, scientists are still working on developing all that fossilized film ...   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Bitches be Like Vintage!

Bitches be Like Vintage!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

sure you can sleep in the library I just peed in your living room

sure you can sleep in the library I just peed in your living room  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure I can find you that blue book Oprah was talking about! All of our books are sorted by color and celebrity endorsement. We call it the "Dewey Dumbass" system.

Sure I can find you that blue book Oprah was talking about! All of our books are sorted by color and celebrity endorsement. We call it the

Oh you're a teacher? Sorry, the teacher discount doesn't include romance novels.

Oh you're a teacher? Sorry, the teacher discount doesn't include romance novels.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

A book on suicide? Fuck off, you won't bring it back.

A book on suicide? Fuck off, you won't bring it back.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ahh but lads, your forgetting that... I'm the dark horse !!!

Ahh but lads, your forgetting that... I'm the dark horse !!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
Like us for More!