Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HOBBITS? FICTION OR NON-FICTION?

HOBBITS? FICTION OR NON-FICTION?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Our copy machine? It's in that building that the state just closed down...you might have heard of it. THE LIBRARY.

Our copy machine? It's in that building that the state just closed down...you might have heard of it. THE LIBRARY.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You got that book by Harry Potter? Sorry, nothing's coming up in my system...

You got that book by Harry Potter? Sorry, nothing's coming up in my system...  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, that is the price of the book. No we don't rent books here. No, this is not a library. It says BOOKSELLERS in big ass letters on the side of the building! Perhaps you need BOBS books on learning to read, because obviously you can't!

Yes, that is the price of the book. No we don't rent books here. No, this is not a library. It says BOOKSELLERS in big ass letters on the side of the building! Perhaps you need BOBS books on learning to read, because obviously you can't!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I don't know you so how should I know what you might like to read?!

I don't know you so how should I know what you might like to read?!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

the count of monte cristo was not written by alexandre dumbass

the count of monte cristo was not written by alexandre dumbass  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You do know that Harry Potter is a kids book Right?

You do know that Harry Potter is a kids book Right?   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where is our non-fiction section? Well, it's everywhere except fiction.

Where is our non-fiction section?  Well, it's everywhere except fiction.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Old magazines? Did you try the dump?

Old magazines? Did you try the dump?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to share your opinion on a politically charged book? How refreshing!

You want to share your opinion on a politically charged book? How refreshing!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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