Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't like to read? Your gonna love it it here

You don't like to read? Your gonna love it it here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Welcome to Burger King, what can I get for you today? Would you like fries with that?

Welcome to Burger King, what can I get for you today? Would you like fries with that?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Your dog ear'ed copies of Nora Roberts with the pages stuck together? OMG take all the money in the drawer

Your dog ear'ed copies of Nora Roberts with the pages stuck together? OMG take all the money in the drawer  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids? Yes, hello, is this CPS?

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids? Yes, hello, is this CPS?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Glad you like the book. So then we'll see you at the reading, hmm?

Glad you like the book. So then we'll see you at the reading, hmm?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Get hot water! Get Iodine! Dear god, I touched your book club selection!

Get hot water!
Get Iodine! Dear god, I touched your book club selection!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

no fear shakespeare? back in my day, we actually had to read the plays.

no fear shakespeare? back in my day, we actually had to read the plays.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Tony Blair's memoirs ? Yes, it's outside, in the rubbish skip

Tony Blair's memoirs ? Yes, it's outside, in the rubbish skip  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sorry, we don't carry Stephanie Meyer We burned her books long ago.

Sorry, we don't carry Stephanie Meyer We burned her books long ago.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

That makes no sense That you let your kids read Lord of the Rings, but Harry Potter is the devil.

That makes no sense That you let your kids read Lord of the Rings, but Harry Potter is the devil.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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