Karate Kyle

They picked me last in kickball I picked them first to die

They picked me last in kickball I picked them first to die  Karate Kyle

did wing chun for a little while unlicensed killing machine

did wing chun for a little while unlicensed killing machine  Karate Kyle

They laughed at my anime girlfriends This uniform used to be white

They laughed at my anime girlfriends This uniform used to be white   Karate Kyle

Stop drumming on my table before i drum on your face

Stop drumming on my table before i drum on your face  Karate Kyle

They told me to get a life So I took theirs

They told me to get a life So I took theirs  Karate Kyle

They used to call me names They don't say much, anymore..

They used to call me names They don't say much, anymore..  Karate Kyle

Charlie's my name SEX IS MY GAME

Charlie's my name SEX IS MY GAME  Karate Kyle

She left me for another boy I left her tied to a buoy

She left me for another boy I left her tied to a buoy  Karate Kyle

THEY TAUGHT ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FARTS I TAUGHT THEM ALL ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS

THEY TAUGHT ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FARTS I TAUGHT THEM ALL ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS  Karate Kyle

I wonder who played the fat guy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles? ...hmmm.

I wonder who played the fat guy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles? ...hmmm.  Karate Kyle
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