Karate Kyle

I got dragged to karate class with mollie... She chopped my balls off

I got dragged to karate class with mollie... She chopped my balls off  Karate Kyle

He didn't invite me to his wedding after I invited him to my stag-do Instead, I'll dance at his funeral.

He didn't invite me to his wedding after I invited him to my stag-do Instead, I'll dance at his funeral.  Karate Kyle

she sadid I was fishing for compliments Now they are fishing for her body at the bottom of the river

she sadid I was fishing for compliments Now they are fishing for her body at the bottom of the river  Karate Kyle

They made me write their papers I made them write their eulogies

They made me write their papers I made them  write their eulogies  Karate Kyle

Angela said she was allergic to nerds My made her allergic to my fists

Angela said she was allergic to nerds My made her allergic to my fists  Karate Kyle

Doomowl said ''no'' when I asked him for help I said "no" when he asked me for his life

Doomowl said ''no'' when I asked him for help I said

I got kicked out of glee club What glee club?

I got kicked out of glee club What glee club?  Karate Kyle

They said my pants were too tight They begged me to loosen the noose around their necks

They said my pants were too tight They begged me to loosen the noose around their necks   Karate Kyle

They ate my sandwich. I ate their families.

They ate my sandwich. I ate their families.  Karate Kyle

they asked if I was Karate Kyle I asked them to fuck off and die

they asked if I was Karate Kyle I asked them to fuck off and die  Karate Kyle
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