Karate Kyle

The chemistry teacher gave me an "F" for poor attendance I gave her CN, for Cyanide

The chemistry teacher gave me an

They laughed at my bracket I showed them the true meaning of march madness

They laughed at my bracket I showed them the true meaning of march madness  Karate Kyle

Ralph Maccio wont return my calls

Ralph Maccio wont return my calls  Karate Kyle

They ignored the original post about paddle pictures and posted memes I ignored their last request

They ignored the original post about paddle pictures and posted memes I ignored their last request  Karate Kyle

I met Chuck Norris once His handshake is a little weak

I met Chuck Norris once   His handshake is a little weak  Karate Kyle

They stopped airing Miami Vice i took their lives

They stopped airing Miami Vice i took their lives  Karate Kyle

I really miss my ex-girlfriend and so does her family

I really miss my ex-girlfriend and so does her family  Karate Kyle

she said get a life so i took hers

she said get a life so i took hers  Karate Kyle

their egos swelled while they laughed at me their brains swelled while i laughed and kicked their heads into a coma

their egos swelled while they laughed at me their brains swelled while i laughed and kicked their heads into a coma  Karate Kyle

They laughed at my glasses I laughed at their funerals

They laughed at my glasses I laughed at their funerals  Karate Kyle
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