Karma Whore

you took a close up picture of your cat on your ipad but we can say it took a picture of itself if that's what you're into

you took a close up picture of your cat on your ipad but we can say it took a picture of itself if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

You typed up a nice letter about your violin playing But we can say your neighbor did it if that's what you're into

You typed up a nice letter about your violin playing But we can say your neighbor did it if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

You put a rasta banana behind a dumpster But we can say you found it there if that's what you're into

You put a rasta banana behind a dumpster But we can say you found it there if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I am not very witty but I am able to show you all the kittens you want

I am not very witty  but I am able to show you all the kittens you want    Karma Whore

Sees new iama What's your favorite kind of salad dressing?

Sees new iama What's your favorite kind of salad dressing?  Karma Whore

I can complain about the other whores if that's what you're into

I can complain about the other whores if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I can totally dress up like Heimdall And pretend to be your professor, if that's what you're into.

I can totally dress up like Heimdall And pretend to be your professor, if that's what you're into.   Karma Whore

I'm not really into scat play but you can take pictures of my poop if thats what you're into

I'm not really into scat play but you can take pictures of my poop if thats what you're into  Karma Whore

I just went grocery shopping but we can say my friend bought me redbull because I'm starving

I just went grocery shopping but we can say my friend bought me redbull because I'm starving  Karma Whore

You wanna dress in matching costumes? We can say we didn't know each other if that's what you're into.

You wanna dress in matching costumes? We can say we didn't know each other if that's what you're into.  Karma Whore
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