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I just decided to take a picture of my cat But we can say my parents just brought it home without my knowledge

I just decided to take a picture of my cat But we can say my parents just brought it home without my knowledge  Karma Whore

This is my account But we can say it's my mom's if that's what you're into

This is my account But we can say it's my mom's if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I'm mildly attractive and have weighed 165 lbs all my life But we can say I lost 100 lbs if that's what you're into.

I'm mildly attractive and have weighed 165 lbs all my life But we can say I lost 100 lbs if that's what you're into.  Karma Whore

I found this dart on the ground but we can say it was shot at me if that's what you're into

I found this dart on the ground but we can say it was shot at me if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

A few months ago I used to whine about the friendzone like almost every other guy on this site but i can say it doesn't exist and I don't respect nice guys if that's what you're into.

A few months ago I used to whine about the friendzone like almost every other guy on this site but i can say it doesn't exist and I don't respect nice guys if that's what you're into.  Karma Whore

You wrote an internet joke on a worksheet But we can say it was a student if that's what you're into

You wrote an internet joke on a worksheet But we can say it was a student if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I put the Rubbermaid container on top my nephew's head cuz he wouldn't shut up But we can say we were playing hide & seek if that's what you're into

I put the Rubbermaid container on top my nephew's head cuz he wouldn't shut up But we can say we were playing hide & seek if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I put my kids in shirts that make the batman song But we can say my wife did it if that's what you're into

I put my kids in shirts that make the batman song But we can say my wife did it if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

we can say my bf just broke up with me if that's what you're into

we can say my bf just broke up with me if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I haven't watched or cared about sesame street in 20 years But I can bash mitt Romney for talking about it if that's what you're into

I haven't watched or cared about sesame street in 20 years But I can bash mitt Romney for talking about it if that's what you're into  Karma Whore
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