Karma Whore

I put a pink starburst in a yellow wrapper But we can call it a miracle if that's what you're into

I put a pink starburst in a yellow wrapper But we can call it a miracle if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I put my wallet on my door handle But we can say I lost it and a stranger returned it if that's what you're into

I put my wallet on my door handle But we can say I lost it and a stranger returned it if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I know a kid wouldn't really share his Chuck E. Cheese loot with you But we can say that's how it went down if that's what you're into

I know a kid wouldn't really share his Chuck E. Cheese loot with you But we can say that's how it went down if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

I know you just plugged your iphone charger into an avocado But we can say it was your roommate if that's what you're into

I know you just plugged your iphone charger into an avocado But we can say it was your roommate if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

You're whoring karma but we can say you're calling out people who are whoring karma if thats what you're into

You're whoring karma but we can say you're calling out people who are whoring karma if thats what you're into  Karma Whore

I don't mind reposts but i'll scream about it for a few upvotes

I don't mind reposts  but i'll scream about it for a few upvotes  Karma Whore

This is a sucky post But we can say you're sure it'll get buried

This is a sucky post But we can say you're sure it'll get buried  Karma Whore

I just got a new puppy But we can say it's because my boyfriend dumped me if that's what you're into

I just got a new puppy But we can say it's because my boyfriend dumped me if that's what you're into  Karma Whore

Sure, we can take all the tires off the car and say it was "that kind of day" if that's what you're into

Sure, we can take all the tires off the car and say it was

You carved the pie symbol into cheesecake But we can say it was the end result.

You carved the pie symbol into cheesecake But we can say it was the end result.  Karma Whore
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