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Did you hear about the Blue-eyed Al-Qaeda suicide bomber that accidentally set his bomb off? One eye blew this way and the other eye blew that way!

Did you hear about the Blue-eyed Al-Qaeda suicide bomber that accidentally set his bomb off?  One eye blew this way and the other eye blew that way!  Lame Pun Coon

I pooped It smells like poop

I pooped It smells like poop  Lame Pun Coon

I dreamed last night I was a car muffler I woke up exhausted

I dreamed last night I was a car muffler I woke up exhausted  Lame Pun Coon

A father tomato complains that his son is too slow while the family walks, so he jumps on his son and says: "Ketchup!"

A father tomato complains that his son is too slow while the family walks, so he jumps on his son and says:

I heard the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile wrecked... it took a turn for the wurst.

I heard the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile wrecked... it took a turn for the wurst.  Lame Pun Coon

Jokes about bones Are Humerus.

Jokes about bones Are Humerus.  Lame Pun Coon

Two Silk Worm Had A Race They Ended Up In A Tie

Two Silk Worm Had A Race They Ended Up In A Tie  Lame Pun Coon

I'm holding a bottle of laundry detergent over my shoulders because a rising Tide lifts all votes!

I'm holding a bottle of laundry detergent over my shoulders because a rising Tide lifts all votes!  Lame Pun Coon

ANAL SEX HURTS BUTT I LIKE IT

ANAL SEX HURTS BUTT I LIKE IT  Lame Pun Coon

Thought I saw an Alaskan Eye Doctor but it was just an optical Aleutian

Thought I saw an Alaskan Eye Doctor but it was just an optical Aleutian  Lame Pun Coon
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