Lame Pun Coon

Wore my tweed thong That was a rash decision.

Wore my tweed thong That was a rash decision.  Lame Pun Coon

I wanted to try anal But fuck it

I wanted to try anal But fuck it  Lame Pun Coon

Cutting down trees is really a Pine in my ash

Cutting down trees is really a Pine in my ash  Lame Pun Coon

Is it a sin to tan? Of cos not!

Is it a sin to tan? Of cos not!  Lame Pun Coon

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac sits up in bed all night wondering if there is a dog

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac sits up in bed all night wondering if there is a dog  Lame Pun Coon

Did you here about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? Don't worry, he's all right now

Did you here about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? Don't worry, he's all right now  Lame Pun Coon

GEOLOGY LAB GOT CANCELLED? YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT FOR GRANITE

GEOLOGY LAB GOT CANCELLED? YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT FOR GRANITE  Lame Pun Coon

Put my dog outside when he kept peeing all over the floor Had to put my foot down somewhere

Put my dog outside when he kept peeing all over the floor Had to put my foot down somewhere  Lame Pun Coon

I stuck my penis in your super extra greasy cheese burger from mcdonalds down the street Do you know why? Dildos and condoms are the secret ingredient AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA No seriossly look that basrt asss shit up do it now before I pop

I stuck my penis in your super extra greasy cheese burger from mcdonalds down the street Do you know why? Dildos and condoms are the secret ingredient AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA No seriossly look that basrt asss shit up do it now before I pop   Lame Pun Coon

Mesothelioma? I'll deal with it asbestos I can.

Mesothelioma? I'll deal with it asbestos I can.  Lame Pun Coon
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