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UNC Cancel Class for Snow? Not until Heel freezes over

UNC Cancel Class for Snow? Not until Heel freezes over  Lame Pun Coon

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work    Lame Pun Coon

I injected my penis with Novocaine, now everyone says I'm an insensitive prick.

I injected my penis with Novocaine, now everyone says I'm an insensitive prick.  Lame Pun Coon

If you give a girl an orgasm you can take it as a cumpliment.

If you give a girl an orgasm you can take it as a cumpliment.  Lame Pun Coon

"I tend to idealize people. You are the perfect example."

What's my favorite hairstyle? Let me mullet over

What's my favorite hairstyle? Let me mullet over  Lame Pun Coon

I opened my own bank yesterday It's where the money's at

I opened my own bank yesterday It's where the money's at  Lame Pun Coon

Puns are like cheetos DANGEROUSLY CHEESY

Puns are like cheetos DANGEROUSLY CHEESY  Lame Pun Coon

What did kierkegaard order at taco bell? Existentialadas

What did kierkegaard order at taco bell? Existentialadas  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a wreath full of $100 bills? Aretha Franklin

What do you call a wreath full of $100 bills? Aretha Franklin  Lame Pun Coon
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