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I love dried Fruit They are my raisin d'etre

I love dried Fruit They are my raisin d'etre  Lame Pun Coon

Heard about the scottish murder victim who got kilt

Heard about the scottish murder victim who got kilt  Lame Pun Coon

If i wasnt for venetian blinds it would be curtains for us all

If i wasnt for venetian blinds
 it would be curtains for us all
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Old truckers never die they just get a new Peterbilt

Old truckers never die they just get a new Peterbilt  Lame Pun Coon

Your fencing jokes Are pretty lame.

Your fencing jokes Are pretty lame.  Lame Pun Coon

Am I Jelly? Are You Peanut Butter?

Am I Jelly? Are You Peanut Butter?  Lame Pun Coon

The Zoo, only had one animal Shih Tzu

The Zoo, only had one animal Shih Tzu  Lame Pun Coon

WE ENTER THIS GROTESQUE CESSPOOL CALLED "LIFE"... BLOODY AND SCREAMING EVERY EXCRUCIATING MOMENT AFTER IS A MISERABLE AND DESPERATE CLAWING AND GNASHING OF TEETH AS WE INCH OUR WAY SLOWLY TOWARDS THE SWEET COMFORT OF DEATH

WE ENTER THIS GROTESQUE  CESSPOOL CALLED

i just shit my pants serves me right for eating them in the first place

i just shit my pants serves me right for eating them in the first place  Lame Pun Coon

The recession has been hard on prostitutes Many have been laid off

The recession has been hard on prostitutes Many have been laid off  Lame Pun Coon
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