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What do you call a weird Russian? Bis-czar

What do you call a weird Russian?
 Bis-czar  Lame Pun Coon

What did the lion and the flower name their child? Dan de Lion

What did the lion and the flower name their child? Dan de Lion  Lame Pun Coon

If I don't find my I-Pod I am going to lose it!

If I don't find my I-Pod I am going to lose it!   Lame Pun Coon

Waiter gave me a berry smoothie Thankyou berry much!

Waiter gave me a berry smoothie Thankyou berry much!  Lame Pun Coon

What did Hitlers cat think of the holocaust? He thought it was purrrfect

What did Hitlers cat think of the holocaust? He thought it was purrrfect  Lame Pun Coon

Finally tried corn on the cob I was amaized!

Finally tried corn on the cob I was amaized!  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't pirates eat corn? It costs a buccaneer!

Why don't pirates eat corn? It costs a buccaneer!  Lame Pun Coon

submitted 10 puns into contest hoping i'd win no pun in ten did.

submitted 10 puns into contest hoping i'd win no pun in ten did.  Lame Pun Coon

Mass shootings are nothing to kid about

Mass shootings are nothing to kid about   Lame Pun Coon

Ah, you want a six pack? Where you from, six Pakistan??? EKH EKH EKH.

Ah, you want a six pack? Where you from, six Pakistan??? EKH EKH EKH.  Lame Pun Coon
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