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This city used to be on a flat expanse of grass? Can't ex-plain that.

This city used to be on a flat expanse of grass? Can't ex-plain that.  Lame Pun Coon

I gave up masturbating for Lent The day before Ash Wednesday was Fap Tuesday.

I gave up masturbating for Lent The day before Ash Wednesday was Fap Tuesday.  Lame Pun Coon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ms Badger!!! We can haz cake?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 
Ms Badger!!! We can haz cake?  Lame Pun Coon

people are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow

people are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow  Lame Pun Coon

I mist.

 I mist.  Lame Pun Coon

Do you like cornflakes? Watch out for the cereal killer!

Do you like cornflakes? Watch out for the cereal killer!  Lame Pun Coon

I was knocked out because it was pouring buckets!

I was knocked out because it was pouring buckets!  Lame Pun Coon

What did Hannibal Lecter like to eat? Human beans.

What did Hannibal Lecter like to eat? Human beans.  Lame Pun Coon

Why dosent Dracula have any friends? Because he's a pain in the neck!

Why dosent Dracula have any friends? Because he's a pain in the neck!  Lame Pun Coon

Hey How'd the bakesale go?

Hey How'd the bakesale go?  Lame Pun Coon
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