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Shoe laces? Why knot?

Shoe laces? Why knot?  Lame Pun Coon

Do they still sell kool-aid? OH YEAH!

Do they still sell kool-aid? OH YEAH!  Lame Pun Coon

Forever Alone shark?

Forever Alone shark?  Lame Pun Coon

I PUT LEMON JUICE ON MY CAT TO KILL THE FLEAS BUT ALL I GOT WAS A SOUR PUSS

I PUT LEMON JUICE ON MY CAT TO KILL THE FLEAS BUT ALL I GOT WAS A SOUR PUSS  Lame Pun Coon

My oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are so good that they get me laid I call that a chip-oat lay

My oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are so good that they get me laid I call that a chip-oat lay  Lame Pun Coon

Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept stalin around

Russia was slow to recover after WW2  because it kept stalin around  Lame Pun Coon

"I can't, I hurt my foot. So I'm out of the running."

So I've got this joke about a marathon runner that chokes at the finish line... Yeah, it's my running gag

So I've got this joke about a marathon runner that chokes at the finish line... Yeah, it's my running gag  Lame Pun Coon

History of Science No thanks. I'm Lakatos intolerant.

History of Science No thanks. I'm 
Lakatos intolerant.  Lame Pun Coon

Drop piano in mine shaft Miner be flat

Drop piano in mine shaft Miner be flat  Lame Pun Coon
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