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what do you say to the band teacher when you recognize him at a formal event. tell him he's looking "sharp"

what do you say to the band teacher when you recognize him at a formal event. tell him he's looking

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT  Lame Pun Coon

Went to the Feast of Assumption It didn't meet my expectations.

Went to the Feast of Assumption It didn't meet my expectations.  Lame Pun Coon

Two antennas fell in love and got married. Wedding was okay, the reception was phenonemal

Two antennas fell in love and got married. Wedding was okay, the reception was phenonemal  Lame Pun Coon

I tell a lot of chemistry puns They tend to induce volatile reactions

I tell a lot of chemistry puns They tend to induce volatile reactions  Lame Pun Coon

I went to that new Chinese restaurant and got burned. It's called Sechuan Fire!

I went to that new Chinese restaurant and got burned. It's called
Sechuan Fire!  Lame Pun Coon

I ripped my stocking It socks

I ripped my stocking It socks  Lame Pun Coon

I get a reel good laugh whenever I lure people into fishing puns.

I get a reel good laugh whenever I lure people into fishing puns.  Lame Pun Coon

What dinosaur spits rhymes instead of deadly poison? A rap-tor.

What dinosaur spits 
rhymes instead of deadly poison? A rap-tor.  Lame Pun Coon

I hate niggers fuck my face tits

I hate niggers fuck my face tits   Lame Pun Coon
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