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Guy walks into a bar: I'll have a bin Laden Bartender says: Two shots and a splash coming up

Guy walks into a bar: I'll have a bin Laden Bartender says: Two shots and a splash coming up  Lame Pun Coon

Met a fancy sea creature He was sofishticated.

Met a fancy sea creature He was sofishticated.  Lame Pun Coon

If you refuse to take a nap Are you resisting a rest?

If you refuse to take a nap Are you resisting a rest?  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a cow lying down? GROUND BEEF

What do you call a cow lying down? GROUND BEEF  Lame Pun Coon

I hate having a cold during the holidays It snot fun

I hate having a cold during the holidays It snot fun  Lame Pun Coon

Just answer my question dog! Why the long paws?

Just answer my question dog! Why the long paws?  Lame Pun Coon

anything not relating to elephants is irrelephant

anything not relating to elephants is irrelephant  Lame Pun Coon

That cross-eyed teacher they fired? She couldn't control her pupils

That cross-eyed teacher they fired? She couldn't control her pupils  Lame Pun Coon

TRIED TO THROW A BOOMERANG DINGO VERY FAR

TRIED TO THROW A BOOMERANG DINGO VERY FAR  Lame Pun Coon

Pepsi is Soda-m!

Pepsi is  Soda-m!  Lame Pun Coon
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