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why did the one-armed man cross the road? to get to the second hand shop

why did the one-armed man cross the road? to get to the 
second hand shop  Lame Pun Coon

ARE YOU A BEAVER? CUZ DAM.

ARE YOU A BEAVER? CUZ DAM.  Lame Pun Coon

If a cow fell from space it would be meaty-alright!

If a cow fell from space it would be
meaty-alright!  Lame Pun Coon

I FARTED OR SOMETHING DIED

I FARTED OR SOMETHING DIED  Lame Pun Coon

Dropped a game of Deuces Now I have to Royal Flush.

Dropped a game of Deuces Now I have to Royal Flush.  Lame Pun Coon

why did the crying baby get arrested? for resisting a rest.

why did the crying baby get arrested? for resisting a rest.  Lame Pun Coon

My fat calculus teacher hates math she's only in it for the pi

My fat calculus teacher hates math she's only in it for the pi  Lame Pun Coon

He threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

He threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!  Lame Pun Coon

A boy entered 10 puns in a contest, hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

A boy entered 10 puns in a contest, hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.  Lame Pun Coon

I DUNNO WHERE I AM!

I DUNNO WHERE I AM!  Lame Pun Coon
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