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The furniture store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture, But all I wanted was one nightstand.

The furniture store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture,  But all I wanted was one nightstand.

  Lame Pun Coon

Dell Computers? NUTHIN COMPARED TO APPLES

Dell Computers? NUTHIN COMPARED TO APPLES  Lame Pun Coon

friend asks me how i carry stuff to school without a backpack I say: its a real pain in the ass

friend asks me how i carry stuff to school without a backpack I say: its a real pain in the ass  Lame Pun Coon

Relax, Smile, and enjoy life Now! Who knows about tomorrow ?

Relax, Smile, and enjoy life Now! Who knows about tomorrow ?  Lame Pun Coon

someone told me that all possums were dead by possum poisning maybe not

someone told me that all possums were dead  by possum poisning maybe not   Lame Pun Coon

Oh, you go to Bates College? Are you getting your Master's there?

Oh, you go to Bates College? Are you getting your Master's there?  Lame Pun Coon

Want to have sex but you're on your rag? That's quite a predickament!

Want to have sex but you're on your rag? That's quite a predickament!  Lame Pun Coon

What separates England and France? BBC

What separates England and France? BBC  Lame Pun Coon

Sometimes i wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger? And then it hits me

Sometimes i wonder

Is there body armor in Skyrim? Sorry, just cuirass

Is there body armor in Skyrim? Sorry, just cuirass  Lame Pun Coon
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