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When it comes to safe sex Think with your head, even if it's really hard.

When it comes to safe sex Think with your head, even if it's really hard.  Lame Pun Coon

Sick of studying contracts? Embola virus.

Sick of studying contracts? Embola virus.  Lame Pun Coon

Eyes take 50 years to decompose They die-late

Eyes take 50 years to decompose They die-late  Lame Pun Coon

A preppy put a Tic Tac in his shirt pocket to earn money It was an in-vest-mint

A preppy put a Tic Tac in his shirt pocket to earn money It was an in-vest-mint  Lame Pun Coon

Why didn't the paper move? It was stationary

Why didn't the paper move? It was stationary  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't hipsters drown in rivers? It's too mainstream!

Why don't hipsters drown in rivers? It's too mainstream!  Lame Pun Coon

Canada got rid of the penny? That doesn't make cents.

Canada got rid of the penny? That doesn't make cents.  Lame Pun Coon

If staying home sick and going on r/trees was a language I'd be flu-ent

If staying home sick and going on r/trees was a language I'd be flu-ent  Lame Pun Coon

I made Jill a funny birthday meme It's one for the ages

I made Jill a funny birthday meme It's one for the ages  Lame Pun Coon

Wanna hear a joke about a cat? Just kitten. I don't have one.

Wanna hear a joke about a cat? Just kitten. 
I don't have one.  Lame Pun Coon
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