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"Hey babe, you wearin' a brain condom? 'Cause I'm about to blow your mind!"

I bought a blacksmiths dog today He wasn't in the house two minutes and he made a bolt for the door

I bought a blacksmiths dog today He wasn't in the house two minutes and he made a bolt for the door  Lame Pun Coon

what did the scarf say to the hat? I'm just gonna hang around here, you go on a head!

what did the scarf say to the hat? I'm just gonna hang around here, you go on a head!  Lame Pun Coon

You're no engineer But I truss you with my life

You're no engineer But I truss you with my life  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a song for Cello in ABACABA form? Accelerando

What do you call a song for Cello in ABACABA form? Accelerando  Lame Pun Coon

I tried joining a gym But it didn't workout

I tried joining a gym But it didn't workout  Lame Pun Coon

I'm going to stab a bum!

I'm going to stab a bum!  Lame Pun Coon

Frog parks his car illegally. Gets toad.

Frog parks his car illegally. Gets toad.  Lame Pun Coon

what did president Duckson rely on? propagander

what did president Duckson rely on? propagander  Lame Pun Coon

They arrested Rick Harrison for indecency He was selling pawnographic materials

They arrested Rick Harrison for indecency He was selling pawnographic materials  Lame Pun Coon
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