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What do you call a crazy bug in outer space? A LUNAR TICK

What do you call a crazy bug in outer space? A LUNAR TICK  Lame Pun Coon

I always wanted to learn to juggle But I never had the balls to do it.

I always wanted to learn to juggle  But I never had the balls to do it.   Lame Pun Coon

What did we do with Russia after the Cold War? Not sure, but we def kept them in Czech

What did we do with Russia after the Cold War? Not sure, but we def kept them in Czech  Lame Pun Coon

Raccoons don't like drama We tend to mask our behavior

Raccoons don't like drama We tend to mask our behavior  Lame Pun Coon

I was worried I'd become constipated but now I don't give a shit.

I was worried I'd become constipated but now I don't give a shit.  Lame Pun Coon

Played the proctologists in softball We Rectum

Played the proctologists in softball We Rectum  Lame Pun Coon

Definition: Plateau: A high form of flattery

Definition: Plateau: 
A high form of flattery  Lame Pun Coon

gonna hunt me some coon racoon that is

gonna hunt me
 some coon racoon that is  Lame Pun Coon

The author died after eating at a middle-eastern restaurant Book was published post-hummus-ly

The author died after eating at a middle-eastern restaurant Book was published post-hummus-ly  Lame Pun Coon

People who want a divorce are very single minded.

People who want a divorce are very single minded.  Lame Pun Coon
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