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Did you hear about the man who could sneeze and wipe his ass at the same time? He talked a lot of shit

Did you hear about the man who could sneeze and wipe his ass at the same time? He talked a lot of shit  Lame Pun Coon

You want me to think more about others? well considerate done

You want me to think more about others? well considerate done   Lame Pun Coon

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SIKH ON A CAKE? ICE SINGH

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SIKH ON A CAKE? ICE SINGH  Lame Pun Coon

Why was the mortician so happy at his job? Because people were dying to see him!

Why was the mortician so happy at his job? Because people were dying to see him!   Lame Pun Coon

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO BLOW THROUGH A BOX OF TISSUES.

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO BLOW THROUGH A BOX OF TISSUES.  Lame Pun Coon

Frieza is pretty cool But his brother is Cooler.

Frieza is pretty cool But his brother is Cooler.   Lame Pun Coon

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft And I'll show you a flat minor.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft And I'll show you a flat minor.  Lame Pun Coon

Rich Chinese man gets all his shit stolen. Wins lotto the same day. Un-bereavable

Rich Chinese man gets all his shit stolen. Wins lotto the same day. Un-bereavable  Lame Pun Coon

What drink has a college degree? DR. PEPPER

What drink has a college degree? DR. PEPPER  Lame Pun Coon

fuck you guys i'm an eggcellent thrower

fuck you guys i'm an eggcellent thrower  Lame Pun Coon
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