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Apple better watch out... because this Amazon tablet is fire!

Apple better watch out... because this Amazon tablet is fire!  Lame Pun Coon

Definition: Pasteurize: Too far to see

Definition: Pasteurize: 
Too far to see  Lame Pun Coon

Can't reach socks but they're only two feet away.

Can't reach socks but they're only two feet away.  Lame Pun Coon

Have you heard of the man who got his whole left side blown off? Now he's all right

Have you heard of the man who got his whole left side blown off? Now he's all right  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the bike take a nap? because it was too tired.\

Why did the bike take a nap? because it was too tired.\  Lame Pun Coon

Is that a used tissue? you think it is but it snot!

Is that a used tissue? you think it is but it snot!  Lame Pun Coon

Pissing with a boner is pretty hard

Pissing with a boner is pretty hard  Lame Pun Coon

Give a little head Get ahead a little

Give a little head Get ahead a little  Lame Pun Coon

What did the Voodoo Queen say on December 25th? Merry Gris-Grismas!

What did the Voodoo Queen say on December 25th? Merry Gris-Grismas!  Lame Pun Coon

Hey guys did you hear about my trip to Paris? I fell off the Eiffel tower

Hey guys did you hear about my trip to Paris? I fell off the Eiffel tower  Lame Pun Coon
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