Lame Pun Coon

Classical-music station is taking calls, but, it ain't Baroque, don't fax it!

Classical-music station
is taking calls, but, it ain't Baroque, don't fax it!  Lame Pun Coon

Teacher put all right-handed kids in a group I was the only one left

Teacher put all right-handed 
kids in a group I was the only one left  Lame Pun Coon

Termite walks into a bar "Is the bar tender here?"

Termite walks into a bar

I'm definitely sensing a presence a Christmas presents.

I'm definitely sensing a presence a Christmas presents.   Lame Pun Coon

I am listening to the sludge metal band, Acid Bath. They are swamping me with good songs.

I am listening to the sludge metal band, Acid Bath. They are swamping  me with good songs.  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto  Lame Pun Coon

She's much hotter than me But i'm much cooler

She's much  hotter than me But i'm much cooler  Lame Pun Coon

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How do you throw a space party? You planet.  Lame Pun Coon

240,000 tons of food? I couldn't even eat won ton

240,000 tons of food? I couldn't even eat
 won ton  Lame Pun Coon

what do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!

what do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!  Lame Pun Coon
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