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your closest you ever got to sex was when you dad came out of the shower

your closest you ever got to sex was when you dad came out of the shower  Lame Pun Coon

I was going to look for my missing watch But I could never find the time

I was going to look for my missing watch But I could never find the time  Lame Pun Coon

It was a bear with legs holy shit that bear had legs

It was a bear with legs holy shit that bear had legs  Lame Pun Coon

You must be from Tennessee Because you're hot!

You must be from Tennessee Because you're hot!  Lame Pun Coon

Who has everything in Star Wars Tengo Fett

Who has everything in Star Wars Tengo Fett  Lame Pun Coon

Did you know Lincoln was a Jew? Yeah, he was shot in the temple.

Did you know Lincoln was a Jew? Yeah, he was shot in the temple.  Lame Pun Coon

How do fish get high? They smoke sea-weed

How do fish get high? They smoke sea-weed
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WEDENSDAY FRIED CHICKEN NIGHT

WEDENSDAY FRIED CHICKEN NIGHT  Lame Pun Coon

WHAT IS GRAMMARS NUMBER ONE RULE? DOUBLE NEGATIVES ARE A NO-NO

WHAT IS GRAMMARS NUMBER ONE RULE? DOUBLE NEGATIVES ARE A NO-NO  Lame Pun Coon

Brine your turkey for the breast results.

Brine your turkey for the breast results.  Lame Pun Coon
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