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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said  'No change yet'.  Lame Pun Coon

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference He got that way by eating too much pi

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference He got that way by eating too much pi  Lame Pun Coon

Where did the general keep his army? In his sleevey

Where did the general keep his army? In his sleevey  Lame Pun Coon

I wanted to be a banker but I didn't find it interesting

I wanted to be a banker but I didn't find it interesting  Lame Pun Coon

What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!  Lame Pun Coon

Chemistry jokes are getting kinda Boron

Chemistry jokes are getting kinda Boron  Lame Pun Coon

GOT MY GRADES BACK TODAY THERE BELOW "SEA LEVEL"

GOT MY GRADES BACK TODAY THERE BELOW

Waddya do? "I gopher." "You're a gopher" No, I gopher gold.

Waddya do?

Volcanoes Kick ashe

Volcanoes  Kick ashe  Lame Pun Coon

Ruby 1.9 hash syntax: Keep your hash rocket away from my colon!

Ruby 1.9 hash syntax: Keep your hash rocket away from my colon!  Lame Pun Coon
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