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How'd the football player break his finger in the phone booth? He was trying to get his quarterback.

How'd the football player break his finger in the phone booth? He was trying to get his quarterback.  Lame Pun Coon

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.  Lame Pun Coon

My Uncle has five tails His underwear fits like a glove

My Uncle has five tails His underwear fits like a glove  Lame Pun Coon

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the melons marry with their parent's consent? Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melons marry with their parent's consent? Because they cantaloupe.  Lame Pun Coon

I threw him the deck of cards and told him to deal with it.

I threw him the deck of cards and told him to deal with it.  Lame Pun Coon

went to premature ejaculation seminar came early.

went to premature ejaculation seminar came early.  Lame Pun Coon

Would you fuck that Lady Cop? I'd make her squeal

Would you fuck that Lady Cop? I'd make her squeal  Lame Pun Coon

CHEMISTS DO IT ON THE TABLE PERIODICALLY

CHEMISTS DO IT ON THE TABLE PERIODICALLY  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a blonde with dyed hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a blonde with dyed hair? Artificial intelligence  Lame Pun Coon
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