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I set the mood when I eat Chinese food by making the lights Dim Sum.

I set the mood when I eat Chinese food by making the lights Dim Sum.  Lame Pun Coon

Fish got kicked out of school Was caught with seaweed

Fish got kicked out of school Was caught with seaweed  Lame Pun Coon

You know where i'd like to be right now? IN YOU!

You know where i'd like to be right now? IN YOU!  Lame Pun Coon

A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says,

There once was a cross-eyed teacher He could never control his pupils

There once was a cross-eyed teacher He could never control his pupils  Lame Pun Coon

i had sex with Sarah Jessica Parker last night. What a night mare.

i had sex with Sarah Jessica Parker last night.  What a night mare.   Lame Pun Coon

NATTE WASBEER

NATTE WASBEER   Lame Pun Coon

I hear confession crab is upset he lost his job He couldn't bear to hear the news

I hear confession crab is upset he lost his job  He couldn't bear to hear the news  Lame Pun Coon

I went to a leper hockey game the other day There was a face off in the corner

I went to a leper hockey game the other day There was a face off in the corner  Lame Pun Coon

hear about the guy streaking in the church they grabbed him by the organ

hear about the guy streaking in the church they grabbed him by the organ  Lame Pun Coon
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