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So a vegetable asks a fruit on a date the fruit says, "Sorry but I cantaloupe"

So a vegetable asks a fruit on a date the fruit says,

Leotard? I've never met Leo, but I don't think he is a tard.

Leotard? I've never met Leo, but I don't think he is a tard. 

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Bedded a lot of fat chicks this weekend It was easy as pie

Bedded a lot of fat chicks this weekend It was easy as pie  Lame Pun Coon

Touche... Or not che enough?

Touche... Or not che enough?  Lame Pun Coon

a dentist and a manicurist married they fought tooth and nail

a dentist and a manicurist married they fought 
tooth and nail  Lame Pun Coon

ID TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT COLLEGE SEX BUT I DONT THINK I CAN FINISH

ID TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT COLLEGE SEX BUT I DONT THINK I CAN FINISH  Lame Pun Coon

Computer teacher tells us that we are doing good in word excel "I guess you can say that we are excelling"

Computer teacher tells us that we are doing good in word excel

I don't regret joining the eunuch organization They have a great severance package

I don't regret joining the eunuch organization They have a great severance package  Lame Pun Coon

What did the butcher say to Lady Gaga? That meat dress is Fresh

What did the butcher say to Lady Gaga? That meat dress is Fresh  Lame Pun Coon

There's been a lot of bad puns on the front page lately are we being pun-ished?

There's been a lot of bad puns on the front page lately are we being pun-ished?  Lame Pun Coon
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