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when you are blacked out in the back of a filthy cantina is unsettling to behold a gaping mouth

when you are blacked out in the back of a filthy cantina is unsettling to behold a gaping mouth  Lame Pun Coon

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Phone sex fellatio? That’s blew caller work.
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How does a frog kill himself? He Kermits suicide.

How does a frog kill himself? He Kermits suicide.  Lame Pun Coon

I'm finding no fap september pretty hard

I'm finding no fap september pretty hard  Lame Pun Coon

I wrote a theatrical production about puns It was a play on words

I wrote a theatrical production about puns It was a play on words  Lame Pun Coon

I once told a man he was the heir to a salmon farm He couldn't believe he was a benefishery

I once told a man he was the heir to a salmon farm He couldn't believe he was a benefishery  Lame Pun Coon

I'M GIVING OUT SOME NOTES ON ELECTRICITY DON'T BE SHOCKED

I'M GIVING OUT SOME NOTES ON ELECTRICITY DON'T BE SHOCKED  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the lowrider market? It bottomed out

Did you hear about the lowrider market? It bottomed out   Lame Pun Coon

I haven't seen a good pun in a coon's age!

I haven't seen a good pun in a coon's age!  Lame Pun Coon

The funny thing about playing go fish with Erica Thieman is... She really forces your hand.

The funny thing about playing go fish with Erica Thieman is... She really forces your hand.  Lame Pun Coon
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