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why were the poop stains at the bottom of the toilet mad? Because i pissed them off.

why were the poop stains at the bottom of the toilet mad? Because i pissed them off.  Lame Pun Coon

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

How do you make antifreeze?  Steal her blanket.  Lame Pun Coon

What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!

What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!  Lame Pun Coon

Hobbits make new photo-editing software Call it Frodoshop!

Hobbits make new photo-editing software Call it Frodoshop!  Lame Pun Coon

YOU SHOULD BUY A CAR FOR YOUR WIFE ITS A FAIR TRADE

YOU SHOULD BUY A CAR FOR YOUR WIFE ITS A FAIR TRADE  Lame Pun Coon

So your name is Matt? People must walk all over you!

So your name is Matt?  People must walk all over you!   Lame Pun Coon

A teenager died while masterbating Cause of death was a stroke.

A teenager died while masterbating Cause of death was a stroke.  Lame Pun Coon

I'm gonna poop in your underwear drawer.

 I'm gonna poop in your underwear drawer.  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a convent acrobatic teams? THE NUN-CHUCKS!

What do you call a convent acrobatic teams? THE NUN-CHUCKS!  Lame Pun Coon

/r/banana? How appalling

/r/banana? How appalling  Lame Pun Coon
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