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THE LAST TIME I HAD A SIX PACK I DRANK IT

THE LAST TIME I HAD A SIX PACK I DRANK IT   Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated.

What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated.  Lame Pun Coon

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice expect a long sentence

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice expect a long sentence  Lame Pun Coon

The length at which you were at was the cut-off point

The length at which you were at was the cut-off point  Lame Pun Coon

Darth Vader is still single He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Darth Vader is still single He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places  Lame Pun Coon

Who needs a doctor when an engineer can give you a free body diagram?

Who needs a doctor when an engineer can give you a free body diagram?  Lame Pun Coon

Im so poor I cant even PAY attention!

Im so poor I cant even PAY attention!  Lame Pun Coon

Mile High Club? Head in the Clouds!

Mile High Club? Head in the Clouds!  Lame Pun Coon

I like yelling "Uno" during the game Although it's sort of a one time deal.

I like yelling

Hey, chicken, what time is it? It's 5 O'Cluck

Hey, chicken, what time is it? It's 5 O'Cluck  Lame Pun Coon
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