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Walks into abyss Von says "that sure sho'd her"

Walks into abyss Von says

Knock Knock. Who's there? Smell Mop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Smell Mop  Lame Pun Coon

a hamburger walks into a bar. the bartender says we don't serve food here.

a hamburger walks into a bar. the bartender says we don't serve food here.  Lame Pun Coon

Which dinosaur has many names? A thesaurus.

Which dinosaur has many names? A thesaurus.  Lame Pun Coon

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins What a turtle disaster

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins What a turtle disaster  Lame Pun Coon

I PUT THE STD IN STUD NOW ALL I NEED IS U

I PUT THE STD IN STUD NOW ALL I NEED IS U  Lame Pun Coon

WE JUST GOT NEW AIRCON ITS SO COOL

WE JUST GOT NEW AIRCON ITS SO COOL  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear there was a midget psychic that escaped from jail? The headlines read "Small Medium at Large"

Did you hear there was a midget psychic that escaped from jail? The headlines read

Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!

Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!  Lame Pun Coon

Suicidal? Hang in there!

Suicidal? Hang in there!  Lame Pun Coon
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