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When chickens die, they become Poultry-geists

When chickens die, 
they become Poultry-geists   Lame Pun Coon

the italian woke up at 8pm drunk "man, where did the daego"

the italian woke up at 8pm drunk

did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? he said he could stop at anytime.

did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? he said he could stop at anytime.  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the ball quit the soccer team? He was tired of being kicked around

Why did the ball quit the soccer team? He was tired of being kicked around  Lame Pun Coon

FAVORITE GEORGE HARRISON BEATLE'S SONG? I, MEME, MINE

FAVORITE GEORGE HARRISON BEATLE'S SONG? I, MEME, MINE  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the blonde snort sweet & low? She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort sweet & low? She thought it was diet coke  Lame Pun Coon

What kind of fruit cleans up baby poo? a pear

What kind of fruit cleans up baby poo? a pear  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi

Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi  Lame Pun Coon

Walk into jury duty wearing a shirt with fish on it "Sir, this is my gill tee shirt"

Walk into jury duty wearing a shirt with fish on it

I had to get a new ass My old one had a crack in it!

I had to get a new ass My old one had a crack in it!  Lame Pun Coon
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