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What do you call fake pasta? An Impasta!

What do you call fake pasta? An Impasta!  Lame Pun Coon

She said she recognised me from the vegetarian club but Ive never met HERBIVORE

She said she recognised me from the vegetarian club but Ive never met HERBIVORE  Lame Pun Coon

Andrew Roberge? Andrew Carebears

Andrew Roberge?  Andrew Carebears   Lame Pun Coon

WHY COULDN'T THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS A CARROT

WHY COULDN'T THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS A CARROT  Lame Pun Coon

A fish ran into a concrete wall and said, "Dam!"

A fish ran into a concrete wall and said,

Do I still want this CD even though 90's music is dead? Nope, chuck Tesla!

Do I still want this CD even though 90's music is dead? Nope, chuck Tesla!  Lame Pun Coon

Most of these puns suck see what i meme?

Most of these puns suck see what i meme?  Lame Pun Coon

My friend said she had sex with the Michelin Man Boy was she tired

My friend said she had sex with the Michelin Man Boy was she tired  Lame Pun Coon

He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.

 He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.  Lame Pun Coon

My sister was in school to be nun but she was expelled because of dirty habits

My sister was in 
school to be nun but she was expelled 
because of dirty habits  Lame Pun Coon
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