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Did you hear that Captain Crunch and the Trix Rabbit were murdered? There's a cereal killer!

Did you hear that Captain Crunch and the Trix Rabbit were murdered? There's a cereal killer!  Lame Pun Coon

God, please step on this scale I want to see how much Yaweh

God, please step on this scale I want to see how much Yaweh  Lame Pun Coon

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!   Lame Pun Coon

Two frenchmen were talking business They were speaking franc-ly.

Two frenchmen were talking business They were speaking franc-ly.  Lame Pun Coon

All the stalls were taken... guess I was shit out of luck

All the stalls were taken... guess I was shit out of luck  Lame Pun Coon

I replaced my car with a horse drawn carriage Because I needed more horsepower

I replaced my car with a horse drawn carriage Because I needed more horsepower  Lame Pun Coon

We should play Russian Roulette My skills will blow you away

We should play Russian Roulette My skills will blow you away  Lame Pun Coon

The Mexican cheese looked O Queso I ate it!

The Mexican cheese looked O Queso I ate it!   Lame Pun Coon

You say chili is better if refrigerated? Cool beans

You say chili is better if refrigerated? Cool beans  Lame Pun Coon
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