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185 cows walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve 185 cows here." The cows say "Looks like we'll have to find an udder bar."

185 cows walk into a bar. Bartender says

I'm a pyrotechnician so I know how fire works

I'm a pyrotechnician so I know how fire works  Lame Pun Coon

I'm cocaine. Blow, me!

I'm cocaine. Blow, me!  Lame Pun Coon

Just got back from cross country practice Coach says everything's right on track

Just got back from cross country practice Coach says everything's right on track  Lame Pun Coon

Mom has password No answer.

Mom has password No answer.  Lame Pun Coon

Pick up my cat, Pretend its a Catling Gun.

Pick up my cat, Pretend its a Catling Gun.  Lame Pun Coon

His first chute didn't open Good thing he had a para-chute

His first chute didn't open Good thing he had a para-chute  Lame Pun Coon

We should send all the Apple employees Pink slips Because now they're JOB-less

We should send all the Apple employees Pink slips  Because now they're JOB-less  Lame Pun Coon

Got stuck behind a smoking bus It was exhausting

Got stuck behind a smoking bus It was exhausting  Lame Pun Coon

News Flash A gang of thieves stole a shipment of Viagra. Police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.

News Flash A gang of thieves stole a shipment of Viagra.  Police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.  Lame Pun Coon
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