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I wanted to be an author when I was younger But the novel-ty of the idea wore off with time.

I wanted to be an author when I was younger But the novel-ty of the idea wore off with time.  Lame Pun Coon

I used to be a nun I got fired because of my dirty habits.

I used to be a nun I got fired because of my dirty habits.  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't chickens wear boxers? Because their pecker's on their face.

Why don't chickens wear boxers? Because their pecker's on their face.  Lame Pun Coon

I was in the bee hive and my wife said "Hey honey"

I was in the bee hive and my wife said

You want me to go to a pediatrician... ...thats childish

You want me to go to a pediatrician...  ...thats childish  Lame Pun Coon

MY OPINION ON HIPSTERS' TASTE IN MUSIC? THEY AVANTE GARDE A CLUE

MY OPINION ON HIPSTERS' TASTE IN MUSIC? THEY AVANTE GARDE A CLUE  Lame Pun Coon

Can I start a week late? Cuz I need a week of me!!!!!

Can I start a week late? Cuz I need a week of me!!!!!  Lame Pun Coon

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win But no pun in ten did

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win But no pun in ten did  Lame Pun Coon

it was for a dollar but i got it for 99 cents.

it was for a dollar but i got it for 99 cents.  Lame Pun Coon

I decided I'd be a vegetarian It was quite the missed steak

I decided I'd be a vegetarian It was quite the missed steak  Lame Pun Coon
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