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Why couldn't the man in the wheelchair sue? He didn't have standing.

Why couldn't the man in the wheelchair sue? He didn't have standing.  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the chicken spill the beer? He was a party fowl

Why did the chicken spill the beer? He was a party fowl  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't fashion designers like bulletin boards? Because they're tacky.

Why don't fashion designers like bulletin boards? Because they're tacky.  Lame Pun Coon

why was the tomato blushing because it saw the salad dressing

why was the tomato blushing because it saw the salad dressing  Lame Pun Coon

My house is full of old insulation It works asbestos it can

My house is full of old insulation It works asbestos it can  Lame Pun Coon

How did Humpty Dumpty feel about falling off the wall? He was pretty broken up about it.

How did Humpty Dumpty feel about falling off the wall? He was pretty broken up about it.  Lame Pun Coon

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wow, things in the middle east are getting syrias  Lame Pun Coon

Just been told that Kasey Caruso is coming Go and talk to him before anyone else does

Just been told that Kasey Caruso is coming Go and talk to him before anyone else does  Lame Pun Coon

My Aunt has Jackasses My mom had a cow

My Aunt has Jackasses My mom had a cow  Lame Pun Coon

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor Says, "Make me one with everything"

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor Says,
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