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I got caught masturbating into a cash register yesterday... I got fired, but it's okay, I came into some money

I got caught masturbating into a cash register yesterday... I got fired, but it's okay, I came into some money   Lame Pun Coon

2 atoms are walking down the street. One of them bumped into the other and said "Ahh i just lost an electron" the other said "are you sure" "Yea im positive"

2 atoms are walking down the street. One of them bumped into the other and said

A clock was still hungry So it went back four seconds

A clock was still hungry So it went back four seconds  Lame Pun Coon

This thread... PURE GOLD!

This thread... PURE GOLD!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear the one about the pencil? No, you wouldn't get the point.

Did you hear the one about the pencil? No, you wouldn't get the point.  Lame Pun Coon

A baby seal walks into a club. *rimshot*

A baby seal walks into a club. *rimshot*  Lame Pun Coon

If I got a job working for Blackberry Does that mean I got a RIM job?

If I got a job working for Blackberry Does that mean I got a RIM job?   Lame Pun Coon

What do hipsters call anal? Indie ass.

What do hipsters call anal? Indie ass.   Lame Pun Coon

Just took a bubble bath, it just wasn't the same without you. ...on the phone ;p

Just took a bubble bath, it just wasn't the same without you.  ...on the phone ;p  Lame Pun Coon

My son's talking toy mobile Has a phony accent

My son's talking toy mobile Has a phony accent  Lame Pun Coon
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