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What month do trees hate the most? Sep-timberrrrrr!

What month do trees hate the most?
 Sep-timberrrrrr!  Lame Pun Coon

wanna hear a joke about pizza? nah, its to cheezy.

wanna hear a joke about pizza? nah, its to cheezy.  Lame Pun Coon

The most important thing with catching a cold is.. Proper timing

The most important thing with catching a cold is.. Proper timing  Lame Pun Coon

I want to learn an instrument something that will get me amped

I want to learn an instrument something that will get me amped  Lame Pun Coon

If you want to check if spider in your room is poisonous Search the web!

 If you want to check if spider in your room is poisonous Search the web!  Lame Pun Coon

I once knew a man from Moscow who never slowed down. He was always Russian

I once knew a man from Moscow who never slowed down. He was always Russian  Lame Pun Coon

I had a friend called Jimmy Glasscock You could always see him coming

I had a friend called Jimmy Glasscock You could always see him coming  Lame Pun Coon

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Don't worry, the doctor says I'm okay. But I sure feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Don't worry, the doctor says I'm okay. But I sure feel like I've dyed 
a little inside.  Lame Pun Coon

Old owls never die they just don't give a hoot

Old owls never die they just don't 
give a hoot  Lame Pun Coon

It should be called the Ford Horsemen You know, like the FOUR Horsemen, it's a pun.

It should be called the Ford Horsemen You know, like the FOUR Horsemen, it's a pun.  Lame Pun Coon
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