Lame Pun Coon

I'd tell you what I got you for Christmas But I'd rather keep it under wraps

I'd tell you what I got you for Christmas But I'd rather keep it under wraps  Lame Pun Coon

Went to Camp Swing. Learned to Shag in the woods.

Went to Camp Swing. Learned to Shag in the woods.  Lame Pun Coon

Saw a sign in front of drug rehab center, it said Keep of the grass

Saw a sign in front of drug rehab center, it said Keep of the grass  Lame Pun Coon

My girlfriend left me because I keep quoting vocaloid I guess we gotta just be friends

My girlfriend left me because I keep quoting vocaloid I guess we gotta just be friends  Lame Pun Coon

Get smashed by a coin press Sudden change

Get smashed by a coin press Sudden change  Lame Pun Coon

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-etemol!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-etemol!  Lame Pun Coon

To answer your question. This is what my "O" face looks like

To answer your question. This is what my

Gillette cutting edge technology

Gillette cutting edge technology   Lame Pun Coon

Wanna hear one about the Space Race? They were Russian.

Wanna hear one about the Space Race? They were Russian.  Lame Pun Coon

HAVE YOU MET MY ANAL GIRLFRIEND? SHE'LL DO ANYTHING BUTT SEX.

HAVE YOU MET MY ANAL GIRLFRIEND? SHE'LL DO ANYTHING 
BUTT SEX.  Lame Pun Coon
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